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Simple Pain Relievers

That was title of a book I was checking as a part of my work recently, "SIMPLE PAIN RELIEVERS". It was all about the pain relieving technique’s to the day to day problems you might have. What interested me more were the chapter headings? Now in an attempt to make my usual work day bit more interesting I just added few more comments to those chapter heading and had a little fun of my own. Keeping, all those lovely woman in mind, below are the chapter headings and some comments in brackets...enjoy!!! 1. WOMEN AND PAIN ( are Similar ) 2. PAIN IN THE HEAD (is the Early Indicator ) 3. BACK PAIN, SPINE PAIN AND HIP PAIN (will follow one after the other ) 4. MANAGING PAIN WITH FOOD, DRINK, HERBS AND SUPPLEMENTS ( please think again ) 5. MANAGING PAIN NATURALLY ( is not an option ) 6. HAND PAIN, SHOULDER PAIN AND ELBOW PAIN (these will be the after effects ) Wait…this was not all, few days later I got another book to be reviewed and that title of the book was “All Time Best ...

fun@sick.com

For me, now it is that time of the year when I say Allergies and Flu is in the air! It is time for those nasty allergies and unpleasant flu. You probably might have called in sick one time or the other, But did not know what exactly to do with the time you have got at hand. The usual sick day would be like retired to bed with aching body, lots of coughing, sneezing, headache’s and if you are lucky add high fever to that. All this should not mean that you cannot turn this into little bit fun for yourself. Here you go!!! Below are few things you can try to spice up your sick day: 1. Try singing your favorite songs with that sore throat. 2. Try impersonating your favorite actors and politicians….this should be fun 3. Just recently while in office, there was a case where 7-8 people on the floor went a sneezing spree, so just in case there if ever such event, practice for Synchronized Sneezing or Coughing 4. Try how long you can stay without wiping your nose…..call it the running no...

Un Button

Did this happen to you any time, when you are giving a ride to a friend and trying to list down the features in the car and the friend asks, “What does this button do?” Did you ever notice these fake buttons in cars? They are not really buttons but just plastic placeholders indicating that, in higher-end models, there might actually be a real button with a real function. Do you know why manufacturers put these fake buttons? Just you remind you that you have been a cheap fellow when the time came to write that amount on the cheque. And they do it just out of grudge that you have acted smart enough not to buy the higher-end model with unreasonable pricing. Just recently I and a friend were going in my car and he happened to ask the same question, “What does this button do?” Me: Nothing. It’s just a piece of plastic Friend: But it looks like a button Me: (OMG, How did you figure that out) Ya, but it does nothing Friend: How come? Here you have two choices. You could tell the fr...