Bond - I just went mad !!!!

Long Long Ago I had a girl friend named “Tatiana Romanova” who said "From Russia with Love". We had some great times and we did go around places having lot of fun and enjoying our spoils, literally we two had a ball, I mean "Thunder ball". One day she asked me what is that you like in me so much, I said your “Golden Eye". Just with the same amount of admiration and love, I asked her what is it you like about me, she said Your “Gold finger" and she laughed out loud (Naughty to the core I tell you!!!).
Then, we thought we should take this to the next level by bidding good bye to the "Gold" thing, and we gifted each other Diamond Rings and said "Diamonds Are Forever". Just when you think every thing is going on smoothly and every thing happening around you is just "For Your Eyes Only", comes a unwilling turn to your life. Then came another Man: "The Man with the Golden Gun".
The name of this man was "Moonraker", he sent out a woman called "Octopussy" to trap me into her vicious charm and plan - A plan to kill me.
On a beautiful Saturday evening, I and Tati (pet name for her :)) were at "Na Pali coast". She was having "Juice and Gin" and me "Vodka Martini (Shaken not stirred)". Suddenly the vamp appears from nowhere and says… this is an "A View to a Kill". Then a conversation:
Tati : Who the hell are you?
Vamp : Ask your Boyfriend Darling?
With a quick intervention I come up and say
Me : Looks like you have come here with the "Licence to Kill"
Vamp : yeah we do kill people who come against us....
Tati : Can some body tell me what is happening here?
Vamp : Sure baby, these days your naughty boyfriend is spying a lot on our organization.
Tati : You and a SPY!!!!!
Me : Tati... (Even before I could say anything after that she says...
Tati : "The Spy Who Loved Me"!!!!!...why did you hide this from me...you could have told me!!!! at the time....Vamp intervenes and says
Vamp : I do not know what time you are talking about but it is time for him to die...and she aims the gun at me and fires....
Tati screams and comes in between me and the bullet.
She took the bullet into her heart and I catch hold of that vamp and break her neck (How? I will explain in detail later.)

I still remember Tati in my lap and uttering those last words "You Only Live Twice". Those words just took the "The Living Daylights" out of me. She died, leaving me alone in this harsh world all by my self.
Few years passed by, and me again back to my usual business. One day I was all alone having a good time in "Casino Royale". I was just throwing around the money I had won in a game of Black Jack, a woman comes to me and see's me directly into my eyes and says “there is no point living if you cannot feel alive". I quickly stand up to that tall, ravishing beauty and say “I would rather “Live and Let Die” ". She fires back and says such a cunning line for a person like you Mr.---- even before she could say my name I asked her " you are all alone here" she says No I am here with "Dr. No". She asked me are you still working "On Her Majesty's Secret Service", before I could say Yes, she continues...and says "I thought I could offer a whole new world to you". I throw up a nice smile and say "The World is not Enough" for me.
The beauty says...you know in your line of business there is a risk of death. I said "I would rather "Die another Day"" and ask her for a drink. She, totally irritated with my answers says “tomorrow". I say "Tomorrow Never Dies" darling!
What is it you want from me any way---I ask her. She says "Quantum of Solace". I grab her with my hand and pull her close to myself, so close that we can feel each others breath and I say in a husky tone "come let me give you some". She laughs and says “come let’s get back to business”.
Now if you are wondering who that tall, ravishing beauty was her name was "M", I hope by now, you know her.
After Tati, I made a promise to myself that with my line of business there is never a safe place for a woman. But again in my line of business we “Never say never again".