Twice in a Day


Now after all the writing I have done after marriage, this title itself should be enough indication about what I am going to talk ….Yes Yes Yes…..Looks like you got it!!! You are eager to read more about it!!! BUT I am sure that I will leave you guys disappointed by the time you read the last line.
Me and My Wife were on a recent trip to a temple town (What you guys in temple town also???), if that was the question in your mind then my answer is
“This can happen to anyone at any time”

We guys just finished our pooja and were going for the darshan, we were in the general queue for the darshan. I was behind my wife, covering her from the overcrowded line. And then…. A guy behind me kept pushing me forward....Initially I thought it was the general rush to reach god!!! But then the way he kept pushing was not something normal. I swear if ever I read this blog again, I will avoid reading these next words…..I could literally feel his penis on my ass…. The first time I felt like saying “Sorry Son you are hitting on the wrong person”. Once is mistake, twice coincidence but again and again is ……………………. (I leave that to you). Was feeling so damn uneasy pissed off and what not….to avoid this I just stood still, even when the queue was moving and in the pretext of picking something I just bent down and pushed back hard and bingo I hit the target spot on. Then on he was not behind me.

I just catch up with my wife and the rush was still on. We were behind a family group from south (could make it out from the language) and for sure from a remote village. One lady in particular, with bright pink saree, was not giving us way, as the way ahead was free and not many were there….every time we tried to cross her, she would just not let us in front. We both, after few attempts, to get ahead of her were laughing at how she was behaving. Luckily she stopped for some reason and we sneaked past her, And then in few minutes she was behind me!!!!!! I felt a hand on right shoulder, I just turn back, She removes the hand (today is your lucky day and you do not need to sing “Hit me baby one more time”). To my bad luck the queue stopped and the lady behind me was not!!! She just starts moving her finger slowly down on to the spine and in few seconds I could feel her palm, before it goes down any further, I wanted give her a good bashing and turned back…..to her luck the queue started moving…..By this time I lost all concentration on god and was irritated. I just could not imagine what you ladies might be going through in this kind of a situation.
We were to do the pooja again and these incidents were already running in my mind….my wife says we will go do the same pooja again (there were 3 different rates for the same pooja and she wanted to get pooja done at the same one as earlier). Somehow I manage to coax her into opting for the a bit expensive pooja, and this time I could only think of having a good darshan & pray, and so I did without any more incidents ….At the end of all this I share this with her and we did have a good laugh about all this…. prolonged by a small silence…may be that was where we recollect what we individually have gone through, and for scores of others the only thing I can say is “Be Safe & Play Safe”

I always wanted this place to be for some fun and joy, I did try pulling in some fun but the feeling of that will be short-lived for me.

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