D-MAT - 69 (Beta)

Raghu Babu, Raghu Babu, where have you been?
I've been studying married couples, to get a look at the aftermath scene.
Raghu Babu, Raghu Babu, what will, you do now?
I will frighten the unmarried ones with my blogs!!!

Wanted to use the word “Enlighten” in place of “Frighten”, I was sure that, I would end up frightening a lot of people with my limited expertise. So Instead came with an exam concept, and within few minutes began the battle of sexes, should this be for both or should I contribute something towards the male community.

This brought me to the below questionnaire for my fellow men and see how prepared is an individual for the celestial blessing called “Marriage”. I will call this D-MAT – 69 (Beta Version).

It is going to be hard for the individual to convince himself for his marriage-readiness, but I will try making it easier for you to evaluate yourself with this test:

Points to remember:
1. All questions are mandatory.
2. Separate instructions for some questions have been given, those must be taken in account.
3. Answer these questions first and if you feel like having more details I will arrange for VIVA.
4. May GOD Bless You!!!

D-MAT - 69 
Dynamic Marriage Acceptance Test

1. Write an error free essay on two of the following (3000+ words):
  • “My DAD” (your would-be “Father-in-Law”) (Bonus points if you attempt this)
  • Your emotions right now
  • Shopping
2. In Detail “Describe” the appearance of your ideal woman, starting with her shoes. Hey wait, actually, just the shoes—the rest will be evaluated in a viva round.
3. Critique the outfits your “Girl Friend/ Would Be” wore on below occasions:
  • 7 dates (skip the 3rd and 5th most recent dates; add more detail about the 6th.)
  • The first time we met
  • Color combination of the dress she wore on 2nd Date
  • Dress she wore to your colleagues marriage
4. Describe how your all-time best book, that you have read will be better than her romantic novel.
5. List down the below* (* All Questions compulsory):
  • 10 colors that are not in the rainbow.
  • 10 colors that your girlfriend did not mention.
  • 10 things you can do that will make her happy (bonus points for listing things that you haven’t done already).
  • All important days and events (use additional sheets IT IS necessary).
6. Under what circumstances are you permitted to lie to her? (One word or less!!!)

NOTICE: This is Just a Beta Version. Please be aware that the situations are Dynamic and would require lot of energies. This question paper does not claim any responsibilities for the answers you give. For more information please contact me here.

I will meet you in the next blog if and only if....... I am not driven out of the house!!!

Be Safe and Play Safe!!!

Comments

  1. BeautifulAugust 10, 2014 at 6:47 PM

    LOL! Jyoths this calls for us to start a new JAM-CET for Married "MEN"......... Am working on the same ;)

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  2. BhanuAugust 11, 2014 at 2:18 AM

    I never knew Raghu had got some many experiences from our relation ;) and I am sure his next few blogs will be more focused towards this.. Raghu I am waiting to see what next ??
    Sudha I will collect my bits and pieces and give to you to fill your blog. I am waiting to see from your end :)

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